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19 Apr 14 at 12 pm

emt-monster:

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

(via lyricsbygreg)

 2712
19 Apr 14 at 12 pm

dianarossweave:

chelcdrew:

brownglucose:

weloveshortvideos:

90’s voicemails be like… - Vine by theworldofkevin

If I didn’t value my future career goals, I’d put music on my personal voicemail again.

Yesssssss!!!

My auntie still do this

Kevin is even funnier in person

(via 2am-poetry)

sexxmeeupp:

My strange addiction: Giving head

(via egotisticalgold)

katara:

are any of you even wearing crop tops outside the house or is it only for tumblr notes 

 55135
19 Apr 14 at 12 pm

(Source: moonemojii, via fileformat)

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19 Apr 14 at 12 pm

iuzooriaku:

essfitcee:

conceivethedream:

atasteforlife24:

rose-intheconcrete:

richardxmiller:

frenchinhalechanelxoxo:

Yo lmfaoo

"No twerk application"

but “a nigga can’t afford to get butt juice on his trues” Jesus is needed, as well as air

"My ex hit her with a Devine backhand of justice."

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"Side bitch #467562-3 come up and started twerkin’ on a nigga without permission"

"…nigga can’t afford to get butt juice on his trues."

"She was in mid twerk, and right before that right cheek came down, my ex hit her with the Devine backhand of justice."

"…a flock of birds took off at the sound of that shit."

" This could have been avoided if bitch read side-bitch code of conduct chapter 3 page 9."

"Bitch risked her damn life…"

So much classic material in this!!! lmfaooooooo I found my new favorite tumblr post. This beats the “singing Amazing grace as slow as humanly possible while rubbing my dick on your windshield” post for me!! LMFAOOOOOOO I never laughed so hard in my life!!! 

i swear this nigga WRITES POETRY!

A flock of birds flew away at the sound of it…..! Awake now

(via 2am-poetry)

iuzooriaku:

essfitcee:

conceivethedream:

atasteforlife24:

rose-intheconcrete:

richardxmiller:

frenchinhalechanelxoxo:

Yo lmfaoo

"No twerk application"

but “a nigga can’t afford to get butt juice on his trues” Jesus is needed, as well as air

"My ex hit her with a Devine backhand of justice."


"Side bitch #467562-3 come up and started twerkin’ on a nigga without permission"
"…nigga can’t afford to get butt juice on his trues."
"She was in mid twerk, and right before that right cheek came down, my ex hit her with the Devine backhand of justice."
"…a flock of birds took off at the sound of that shit."
" This could have been avoided if bitch read side-bitch code of conduct chapter 3 page 9."
"Bitch risked her damn life…"
So much classic material in this!!! lmfaooooooo I found my new favorite tumblr post. This beats the “singing Amazing grace as slow as humanly possible while rubbing my dick on your windshield” post for me!! LMFAOOOOOOO I never laughed so hard in my life!!! 


i swear this nigga WRITES POETRY!

A flock of birds flew away at the sound of it…..! Awake now
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19 Apr 14 at 12 pm

lilmissloca:

omg! LMAO

(Source: suburban-ghetto, via badboydrd)

lilmissloca:

omg! LMAO
did-you-kno:

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